My mom told the kids to go get me so I can take them somewhere or some shit
So I was like tell her you can’t find me
Before they came back I hid in the bathroom
But these bitches are smart and looked under the door to see if I’m really in there
So I stood in the bathtub until I covered up the crack with the rug
Then when my mom finally came I told her I was taking a shit.
But I’m not. I’m just on tumblr.
Have you noticed that wizards of waverly place and Hannah montana became way too similar, like how their best friends moved in and they both expose their secrets and get their boyfriends back and then they end
My friend is trying to get higher up in a competition. She has an amazing voice. Please listen and spread the word, reblog!
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